They read my mind!!

This article from The Onion is a perfect example of the "It's-funny-because-it's-true" school of comedy. I've been commenting on the ridiculousness of college student attire ever since I moved here, and just yesterday noticed yet another student wearing shorts despite the sub-freezing temperatures and the snow on the ground.

Overweight College Student Announces Plan to Wear Shorts, Sandals for Rest of Year

And to add to the perfection, the article is about a Penn State student and it features a real dining hall and the real student newspaper. This makes me so happy.